Morphing Tom and Chris together will literally kill you
so yeh
oh sweet holy mother of god
/dead
Literally just screamed OH SWEET HOLY LORD in public. No regrets.
um. yes please
omfg. oh sweet… LORD. *dead*
They should reproduce together. Somehow.
too pretty for this world
nope sorry
the pinto will always win
HOLY PINTO BATMAN
THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL SPECIMEN
All of these men must immediately find a way to produce genetically viable offspring.
WAIT.
WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU COMBINE THE COMBINATIONS.
then you will see the face of god
jfc what is this witchcraft?
There’s too much pretty in this post!
I was curious, so I morphed the two combinations.
Most people are racist. They should be racist. It is natural. It is normal. It is healthy.
Apart from some brainwashed whites, the majority of people work to advance their own group’s racial interests. Some of them do it actively and explicitly (the “National Association for the…
What speed do you read at? (Remember, it’s not a race!)
“You read 371 words per minute. That makes you 48% faster than the national average.”
You read 445 words per minute.
That makes you 78% faster than the national averageYou read 444 words per minute. That makes you 78% faster than the national average.
You read 237 words per minute.
That makes you 5% slower than the national average.
Oh god, I’m about the same speed as a 7th/8th grader….. /sobs
I actually did this 3 times to see how varied my reading would be. I did all 3 with a 15pt font size and for the longest amount (15 paragraphs). First one I got 483 words, second was 557, and last was 525. So…that’s neat. They’re a lot closer than I expected.
NEW - Elementary - 4 min Exclusive Preview uploaded for people who live outside the U.S & are blocked from watching it on youtube…here ya go!
he reminds me of benedict’s sherlock, matt’s doctor and david’s doctor
i am going to watch the fuck out of this
oh
This one time, the tumblrverse went apeshit over Lucy Liu being Watson, so I spent all my time ignoring any mention of this show when it popped up because I was sick of people being so ridiculous. So now, for the first time I actually paid attention and I found out that JONNY LEE MILLER is playing Sherlock. All you morons were so busy being jackasses over Lucy Liu that I completely missed out on being totally psyched about this.
YOU BASTARDS.
That is my contribution to all the debate over Watson ~being a woman~. You. Rat. Bastards.
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what a smooth operator
:D
(also OKC is mostly about the sex, guy. sorry that you aren’t getting any.)an inspiration to us all.
ALL THE AWARDS
Every time I see this I flip the hell out over how rockin her body is.
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Here is a Science fair project presented by a girl in a secondary school in Sussex . In it she took filtered water and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boiling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling in a microwave. Then after cooling she used the water to water two identical plants to see if there would be any difference in the growth between the normal boiled water and the water boiled in a microwave. She was thinking that the structure or energy of the water may be compromised by microwave. As it turned out, even she was amazed at the difference, after the experiment which was repeated by her class mates a number of times and had the same result.
It has been known for some years that the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to worry about, it’s how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it.
Microwaves don’t work different ways on different substances. Whatever you put into the microwave suffers the same destructive process. Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster. This movement causes friction which denatures the original make-up of the substance. It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature.
So the body wraps it in fat cells to protect itself from the dead food or it eliminates it fast. Think of all the Mothers heating up milk in these ‘Safe’ appliances. What about the nurse in Canada that warmed up blood for a transfusion patient and accidentally killed him when the blood went in dead. But the makers say it’s safe. But proof is in the pictures of living plants dying!
NO, YOU PIG-IGNORANT ASSWIPES.
SOME KID’S CLASS PROJECT IS NOT REAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. YOU’VE HEARD OF “DOUBLE BLIND”, RIGHT? CALL ME WHEN IT’S PUBLISHED IN NATURE.
the structure or energy of the water
what the fuck does that even mean you realize that a water molecule is made up of three fucking atoms and if you rearrange it it isn’t water anymore and you would fucking notice
the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to worry about
Here is a handy diagram I drew of all the different types of radiation:
Microwaves != nuclear reactors, so calm your tits.
it’s how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it
…do you understand what DNA is and how eating works? DNA is a jumble of protein in the middle of each cell and it tells the cells in that particular organism how to make more cells. Your body does not care about whether your food has any DNA in it or not. The chemicals it cares about are things like vitamins and sugars, as well as inorganic shit like salt.
(You can denature DNA by heating it or using chemicals like urea. It is like what happens when you fry an egg, which is basically a big glob of protein—the strands break apart and it looks like tiny white strings. Very cool.)
Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster.
I…just…that is the fucking definition of heat, whether you’re heating something over a flame or in a microwave or using the Sun. The difference is that microwaves mostly affect the water molecules in your food and they don’t need to use as much heat. Water boils at 100°C, which is just about as hot as water can get before it just turns into steam; but that’s like the lowest setting on your oven. Oven- or stove-cooked food tastes different partly because it uses higher temperatures and partly because heat is transferred in a different way.
This movement causes friction
That’s not what friction is.
It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature.
Let’s take these one at a time.
- Vitamins are classified as water-soluble or fat-soluble. So cooking things in water will dissolve the water-soluble vitamins (C and all the B’s). Just plain heat doesn’t do that, so microwaving veggies—which keeps the water in—is actually a healthier option.
- Proteins: Breaking the chemical bonds in proteins (denaturing) is a part of any cooking. However, denatured protein is still nutritious—that’s why you can meet your protein intake with foods like fried eggs and baked chicken.
- Minerals are just chemical elements, like off the periodic table—sodium, iron, potassium. (Vitamins and proteins are very complex combinations of elements.)
Which brings me to the “radiolytic compound” bullshit. When you talk about breaking apart, say, iron—you’re talking about breaking down the iron atoms themselves. Which is a whole lot different than breaking the bonds between atoms. It takes hella radiation. You need shit like gamma rays—the OOOH SCARY NUCULAR radiation—which we’ve already established do not come from your microwave.
things that are not found in nature
What the shit does that even mean? You all know radioactive elements occur in nature, right? In rocks and also in living cells. That’s right, you have this radioactive kind of carbon INSIDE YOU. You get it by eating those delicious plants. We can tell how long ago something died by how much of it is left.
Tons of shit that occurs naturally is horribly bad for you. And tons of shit that never existed until we cooked it up is great for you—like the chemical compounds in a lot of medications.
PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THIS SHIT ARE WHY CHILDHOOD DISEASES THAT CAUSED SERIOUS ILLNESSES AND/OR DEATH THAT WE NEARLY ERADICATED WITH VACCINES ARE NOW COMING BACK AND WHY CONSPIRACY THEORIST TWATS ARE ASKING CITY COUNCIL NOT TO FLUORIDATE THE WATER AND WHY GLOBAL WARMING WILL WRECK OUR FUCKING PLANET.
LERN 2 SCIENCE. Think before you reblog. And microwave your veggies.
Bless this takedown of a bullshit reblog.
i can’t stop laughing
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Here’s the clip from Kathie Lee and Hoda! It starts at around 2:40 and is followed up by a wicked interesting article on weight stereotyping (like thinking K-cups are matronly unless they’re for “work”).
Glad Busty Girl Comics got the exposure, but fuck Kathie Lee. At least twice she called “big” boobs ugly. And how they both kind of sighed at “some” stores carrying bigger sizes. BRB, FINDING SOMEWHERE TO HIDE MY UNSIGHTLY TITS.
TITS OH NO
TITS FUCKIN EVERYWHERE
TITS WITH MYSTERIOUS STAINS WHAT WILL WE DO?!
GOD I AM JUST SO UGLY WITH MY HUGE TITS. IT’S SO TERRIBLE AND WEIRD THAT STORES CARRY BIGGER SIZES (that still don’t fit and aren’t decently priced, btw).
Oh, unless you do sex work because then you’re not even worth of Kathie Lee’s respect anyway, if you know what I mean.
I don’t like these kinds of articles. It’s not that suddenly no everyone has a shorter attention span or has become dumb or lazy, it’s just that now there are SO MANY MORE things that are fighting for our attention. I mean, if there’s a movie I want to see, a show I want to watch, an app I want to fickle around with, a book I want to read, a magazine I just got in the mail, season tickets to the theater, a blog I want to go through, etc, and I only have so many hours of free time to get them done, then yeah, it’s probably gonna take a while to get through all of them. If all I had was a book to read and a show to go see, it wouldn’t take long at all. I hate this bullshit “oh, things were so much better way back when…” stance that people are always taking. Oh boo-hoo, every book I’ve ever bought or read is not going to become a treasured heirloom! How will I survive?! How dare companies publish all the books that they think are good rather than only a few precious works “deemed for the ages”! And the people who have read those smaller, shorter, sad little books that some people love just as much, well, they just don’t matter because they are not “the essential cultural core of an educated person’s experience.”
And, this is totally anecdotal, but it seems that the kinds of people who are always lamenting the past are the people who can’t put down their smart phones or log off of Facebook or are watching movies or whatever other modern technology is constantly holding their attention.
Plus, the books that the author is talking about are all intellectual books or biographies, books that actually require some extra room. And even if they don’t, then they’re books that the authors and publishing companies think require some extra room, and that’s THEIR choice, not yours. He also complains that if he were to devote all free time to reading the books, he will have “only” read 11 hefty, intellectual books in 2 months. That’s 66 books a year and nothing to really scoff at. I used to set this goal for myself, that I would read 100+ books every year outside of school, and I usually reached that goal pretty easily. As I got older and acquired more “toys” I started rationing my reading time. I gave up the higher book goal in favor of fitting in watching Doctor Who or playing Angry Birds. But that was my choice. I read less books now, but I enjoy them just as much. And I also get to enjoy baking macarons and browsing tumblr. So what?
And one last thing, for an article that complains so much about books being too flowery and full of non-essential research, I found it very funny that it took two internet pages, mentions of books and their page lengths (non-essential research, tbh), and more than a handful of very flowery similes in order to basically say “I think books are too long now and I don’t have the time to read all the ones that I want to read. I wish publishing companies would stop publishing such long books.” I really hope the irony is not lost on the author.
Oh wow…I need to buy this issue of Vogue Italia.
Stunning plus-size model Tara Lynn, size 16, in a layout in the May 2012 issue of Italian Vanity Fair.
Click here for more images from this shoot.
Whoa. Obviously her body is rockin and these photos are amazing, but I cannot get over how stunning her face is. Her eyes and lips are killing me inside. And her eyebrows. omfg.
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okay that could mean one of two things
Love at First Note
[[I don’t even know]]
Cat Girl
(…)
Take A Moment To Catch Your Death
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“‘That’s a bad hat Harry.’
-Jaws”
HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY NEW HAT?!?!
Eiffel Tower Effect
I…uh….what?
Creepy Uncle
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Qué
okay that could mean one of two things
[[I don’t even know]]
Cat Girl
(…)
Take A Moment To Catch Your Death
._.
“‘That’s a bad hat Harry.’
-Jaws”
HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY NEW HAT?!?!
I…uh….what?
Nooooooooo!
I wanted to write a big think-piece about 50 Shades of Grey but I have a dreadful headache (fuck you, barometric pressure) so here is the short version:
I am not entirely sure why a generation of women are totally into this light-BDSM erotica, but I do know that personally, while I have never been with someone who was into that sort of stuff, that scene in Goonies when Andy’s hands are tied up and Josh Brolin puts her tied-up hands around his neck and makes out with her was definitely one of those sexual imprint moments for me, and maybe for the entire Shades of Grey reading populace.
HI THESE ARE FOR YOU:
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